February 2012
my 2012 election slogan
anastasiadreaming:
“vote for obama because everyone else is scary as fuck”
i just want it to be warm enough to wear shorts
is that too much to ask
matturday:
plot twist: all of the actors are separated into districts and the oscars turn into the hunger games
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It takes ten times as long to put yourself back together as it does to fall...
– Finnick, Mockingjay (via forever-and-alwayss)
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so. let’s just break down my night at youth group.
first, my shoe was untied so i went over to one of the high school kids, will, and asked him to tie my shoe for me. totally kidding, of course - but then he actually did it. i’m standing there with my foot up on his knee, and he starts to tie my shoe extremely tight. so i started wobbling all over the place so will grabbed onto me...
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Who Would You Ship Me With?
tumblino:
Anyone from my fandoms
Anyone from Tumblr
Anyone from History
Now think about it:
violate-this-noble-war:
heyfunniest:
how the hell does phineas put his shirt on
I’m dying ahahhhreghergre
maybe he has to step through them and pull them up like a wet suit
peterdarling:
Single best moment in Spongebob
goldalines:
do they call benedict cumberbatch ben or benny for short or does everyone just call him benedict cumberbatch all the time
even as a small child
“finish your peas, benedict cumberbatch”
if your man starts a reformation to separate the church of england from the roman catholic church because he wants to divorce you because you can’t produce a male child to inherit the throne
he’s just not that into you
we actually taught this to the kids in confirmation today.
Reblog this if you'd hang out with your Tumblr...
jammy-john:
REBLOG IF YOU WOULD MEET THEM AT THE AIRPORT GATE AND RUN AT EACH OTHER IN SLOW MOTION, ARMS WIDE OPEN WHILE “AT LAST” PLAYS OVER THE PA SYSTEM
AND AS I RAN I WOULD CLICK THE SMOKE MACHINE ON AND HAVE MY HAIR CASCADING BEHIND ME, AND WHEN WE FALL INTO EACH OTHERS ARMS, WE SHALL CHERISH THIS BEAUTIFUL MOMENT OF FINALLY BEING ABLE TO DO SO.
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rumour:
an atheist named christian
why is it so fucking windy here right now
i walked out of my house and literally just fell over